Paul F. Tompkins Preps New Album

Paul F. Tompkins Preps New Album, Freak Wharf, for December :: Culture :: News :: Paste


december 1st!
yes yes yes.

drama

You guys, the instrumental film soundtracks playing throughout the Arclight make peeing so much more exciting!

never go hungry again

here's a site that will tell you where allll of the LA food trucks are.
so we don't have to look at their sites individually. because that's hard.
(i love laziness.)

Find LA Food Trucks


sidebar: holy mother of god why haven't i been to the grilled cheese truck yet? have you seen their menu??????????????? boner dude.

i got some candy from andy

you can't see me, but i was there.

this is real you guys...

just in time for a Christmas white elephant gift...

Fresh Balls



Frank Brooks invented Fresh Balls for one reason ….. well … actually two. He, along with millions of other men, suffer from sweaty testicles. Mr. Brooks, and his team of chemists, created this cream, called Fresh Balls, to ease this embarrassing problem.

Fresh Balls is the first and only antiperspirant for your boys… It’s Aluminum Free, Paraben Free and Talc Free. It contains Oatmeal as an anti-irritant and Tea Tree Oil – so it’s anti-bacterial as well. In other words, it’s perfect for your skin.

Fresh Balls is an easy to apply cream, so it won’t clump on your skin or leave a powdery residue on your pants.

Fresh Balls is not available in stores, only through this website. It comes in a small gray tube, perfect for at home, or on-the-go.

this of course just makes me think of Schweddy Balls:

maybe next year...

because i'm still waiting to meet people who will help me fulfill my dream fantasy ensemble Halloween costumes:

The Royal Tenenbaums




Heathers



and numero uno.....i am looking to find a Rebecca to my Enid.

poem of the day

i'm kind of in love with this for whatever reason.


Separation

Your absence has gone through me
Like thread through a needle.
Everything I do is stitched with its color.


W.S. Merwin