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I WANT I WANT I WANT.
And I will never have.

Wilco

Posters are on sale at Kung Fu Nation!



You can use the code 'Posterfan' upon checkout and be eligible for Buy 2, get 1 free. Or Enter 'Posterlover' and be eligible for Buy 5, Get 5 free.

(This is an example of something I would be spending money on right now if I had money)

i want

most everything from the Built by Wendy Collection, including this bowl of fruit shirt because it is adorable.
i miss an income.

my kind of correspondence

buy them at Set Editions

Chuck it.

these are my new favorite things.
Converse Chuck It's.
they weigh less than any shoe you've EVER worn and are comfortable like whoa.

i might need this t-shirt

@ Busted Tees

Zac Posen for Target

with a promo video starring The Like! directed by Gia Coppola! = a thousand million buckets of goodness.



via The Playlist

the new hotness

Oliver Peoples new ad campaign with Shirley Manson and Elijah Wood.
So so hot.




Oliver Peoples.com if you can afford it

Shirley will never not be fantastic. Look at her!

i neeeeed these

Reusable "Plastic" Cups: Party cups that you never throw away.

a tiny secret about me is that i am obsessed with red plastic cups. i use them every single day. i even eat cereal out of them. i realize that i am outing myself as (sometimes) anti-environmental, so don't get mad. i've just always loved the portability of them i guess. plus they're red. (if we haven't met, i am also obsessed with red)
so i most definitely need this reusable version that i saw at Thrillist.

buy them at Vat19.com along with other completely great stuff.

it's still funny

Kung Fu Nation has released this tshirt in honor of The Lonely Island's Jizz in my Pants video reaching 20 million views.

you say i'm premature i just call it ecstasy. best line ever.

it's like they read my mind

This post is for the ladies.

I just discovered this fanfuckingtastic lip/gloss/balm/stick thing from Revlon.

I kind of want to marry it right now. It's not sticky, it's smells sooo good, it lasts and it moisturizes.

If you know me you know that one of my favorite things in the whole world is trying new lip glosses, and I totally scored a winner with this shiz. Next time I go to buy one it'll probably be discontinued.

Even if you are one of those "I'm so pretty naturally, I don't need makeup" chicks or you don't think your lips need moisturizing....first of all STFU and second of all I feel sorry for whoever is kissing you. Chapped lips are quite possibly the most disgusting thing on Earth.

But I digress.

Git yoself to the drugstore and try it.

Revlon Beyond Natural Protective Lip Tint: $ 7.19 at Drugstore.com

Having smooth lips and putting some color in your pale winter face: Priceless

footprint vase

I like totally love this.

“Impronta” Vase by Whomade

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hey ladies

want to buy some makeup?

BE SUPERFINE IN '09!
SAVE 25% OFF EVERYTHING* ONLINE!
USE OFFER CODE MACFF9.


MAC is having a sale online. If you're like me and shopping is like the only thing that brings you joy, 25% off sounds pretty good.

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and in dream-fantasy shopping-land i am buying these:

i covet the Louboutin. not that i will be buying a pair of six hundred dollar shoes in the forseeable future, but i can look.

genius

Beer Pouch Sweatshirt with Hood
Carry a beer without tying up your hands.

buy here if you are an alkie

Time to musk up

"It's Made With Bits of Real Panther, So You Know It's Good."

The illegal-in-nine-countries Sex Panther by Odeon.

Deemed "quite pungent" and "formidable," the scent was said to "sting the nostrils ... in a good way" and even to smell "like pure gasoline."

This might sound unappealing, but "they've done studies, you know: 60 percent of the time it works, every time."

Finally finally finally! Paramount is now ACTUALLY producing this cologne, and you can buy it here, on sex-panther.com, for a mere $29.99.

30 bucks may seem like a lot for a novelty item, but how else are you going to smell like a turd covered in burnt hair?

a pal and a confidant

i'm not sure if i can rock this necklace, but that won't stop me from trying.

randomness

~ Nikki Finke made a nice list of Hollywood themed books that could be good gifts to give....or to add to your amazon shopping cart....or to try and get review copies of (like me).

~ every since i got to "work" this morning i've been listening to Pitchfork's best tracks of 2008 list. the first 50 are up today, the last 50 tomorrow. personal faves so far:
Final Fantasy - The Butcher
Wale- The Kramer
Sic Alps- Message From the Law
Justice-DVNO
Q-Tip- Gettin' Up (obviously)
Fleet Foxes-Blue Ridge Mountains
TV on the Radio- Golden Age
Portishead- The Rip
Vampire Weekend-Oxford Comma

~ the new Wolverine trailer is online if you care and are dorky like that me

~ the downtown Ritz Carlton is coming along quite nicely. traffic sucks more by the day.

~ do some online Christmas shopping at Elsewares. i know i've mentioned this site already and before you start calling me a broken record just look at it. they have some really cool shit.
personal faves:
record coasters
oil lamp that makes a sexy shadow
suuuper cute necklace
Nikki McClure calendar

genius

So I was at the Century City mall last night. Usually finding parking there takes forever and when it's all over I have an attitude not unlike Daniel Plainview.

I guess it's been awhile since I've been there, but in my absence the parking structure Gods grew a brain and installed the greatest system in the history of parking.

Look at this picture dude.

See those little red lights above? Every spot has one. It's green if it's open, so you know if you should or shouldn't turn down an aisle. 

So now instead of wanting to murder people with bowling pins, you just want to shop happy and go to the fanciest damn food court in the whole world!

Parking woes be gone!

Happy times for everyone!

Except maybe in a couple weeks when it's closer to Christmas.  

But even then, the entire parking area is lit up like Christmas, so everyone kind of wins in that department.

really?

seriously someone turned bubble wrap into a calendar.

i have a really deep love/hate for this fucking thing.

perpetual kid dot com has 100 other things i'd rather buy...

i'm going to be needing this

like now.

i already have the cassette tape watch and 3 normal watches, but i really need that. like really.