i'm 31 and

i love:

my friends. (mainly the ones that acknowledge my birthday)

the must bar.

watching sixteen candles, pretty in pink, uncle buck and the breakfast club in less than 24 hours with my friends. plus 4 episodes of arrested development. (kind of like a perfect day lou reed)

my birthday gifts. my friends know me so well.

hating softball, but making the raddest catch of the game. this ball was going to murder my face and i stopped it in its' tracks. it almost made up for how much i suck the rest of the time.

comedy central roasts.

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and just a random thought:
Wendy Willams is a dude right?
i mean, really.