totally your pants

i got this email from my friend Colleen (who is the leader of the TYH game)

How I got here: not important.

What IS important: these are your pants.

My reply was as follows:

Dear Free People,
Thank you for making my dreams come true.
Now my Halloween costume will be complete. I am free (pun intended) to dress up as a MC Hammer's ill-fated Disco Harem American Apparel hipster bride. (Ill-fated because these pants clearly make it ok to shit yourself)
And they're on sale too!
Glorious.

p.s.
here's the link if you are in the mood to buy someone the gift of a lifetime:

Free People poopy pants