Seriously? WTF?

so Gretchen Mol and her husband had a baby.
here's the announcement:

Actress Gretchen Mol and her husband, director Tod Williams, have announced that on Sept. 10, their new son was born. The couple's new son is named Ptolemy John Williams, PEOPLE is reporting.

um. ok. where do i start with this?
1) born september 10th? and we are just now hearing about it? i know some celebs want privacy and stuff, but that was over a month ago. i would much rather have read about that than whatever shit britney was getting into at the time. why so secretive gretch?

2) gretchen mol was supposed to be the next big thang like 9 years ago. what happened? maybe it's because she's boring. that was mean, but she bored me in 3:10 to yuma.

3) and finally. ptolemy. their son's name is ptolemy. after the greek dude that lived in 83 AD. AD people! that was a long time ago. i really hope her husband is greek at least. but still. ptolemy. that poor poor child. i pity that child more then i pity pilot inspecktor lee. at least that's a fun and random name and your dad is jason lee.