No Love for the Guru

Here, courtesy of Metacritic ( a smarter and more attractive version of rotten tomatoes ) i shall present some of my favorite quotes about The Love Guru.

i'm starting with the best one.

The Love Guru is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again.

- The New York Times, A.O. Scott

(actually this whole review is pretty great. it's being filed away with my favorites of all time along with Kenneth Turan's review of Titanic)

The road taken by The Love Guru could hardly be lower, and leads nowhere.

- Wall Street Journal, Joe Morgenstern

Never mind the Hindus; "The Love Guru" is offensive to pretty much anyone with a brain.

- Salon.com, Stephanie Zacharek

Enraptured by bathroom humor that doesn't even reach sophomoric standards. It's more on the level of preschool.
- USA Today, Claudia Puig

Keep in mind that these are only a small handfull of quotes. I don't have time to get all of them. I have work to do. Geez.

Also hating on Mike Myers:

This article from last weeks' EW.

Me.