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you guys. this looks like just a woobie.

but it's not your average woobie....

It's a motherflippin' USB Heating Blanket.

Ever experience that feeling freezing and slowing down your reaction when you are working in an air-conditioned room or in winter? Then USB Heating Blanket must suit your need. It has a warming pad inside. Once you plug it in the USB port, it will be warming your body. You can also just place it on your legs to keep your legs warm. Do a great job de-frosting your body and great for those who live in cold places.

you can buy it here.

don't make fun. i know i don't live in a cold place. but i get cold. i have footie pajamas. i have a space heater under my desk. i sleep with a heating pad whom i've named Charlie. this thing is perfect for me. especially because just this morning before my shower i was frooooozen so i looked at the digital thermometer and it said 71. Ha! 71. I'm such a Sally!