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BREAKING: Hell Freezes Over! Daniel Day-Lewis To Co-Star With Fergie

Monday, July 21, 2008 at 9:30 am

Yes, perhaps the most revered leading man working today who works nearly as infrequently as Joel Schumacher makes a watchable movie, is about to star in a film alongside the world’s most famous songstress with questionable bladder control.
I’m still wrapping my head around Day-Lewis starring in a musical for Rob Marshall. I’m not a huge fan of “Chicago” and well, let’s just say he’s no P.T. Anderson (unfair I know, who is?). Then the long list of Day-Lewis’ leading ladies began to emerge. For the uninitiated, “Nine” is a musical re-working of Fellini’s legendary film, “8 1/2,” and delves into the many loves of director Guido Contini.
Among the impressive cast Marshall has assembled to play against Day-Lewis are Nicole Kidman, Sophia Loren and Dame Judi Dench herself. There’s a whole bunch of Oscar nominations in the list I just mentioned. And now newly added to the cast is…Fergie?!? She’ll be playing Saraghina who “introduces Guido to the world of sexuality.” Does this mean that it’s a young actor playing opposite Fergie and not the two-time Oscar winner? Don’t tell me Mr. “I drink your milkshake!” won’t get to play at least one scene opposite Ms. “My London, London bridge wanna go down”?!? Rob Marshall, don’t let an opportunity like this go by the wayside!
Do you think Fergie can hold her own against Daniel Day-Lewis? What sort of films do you want to see her do in the future?

From: MTV Movies Blog

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